SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING on GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES onLY……………..(In case you didn't link to http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/ — for more where this came from.)
COMMENTS:
From: Madam X [humanbeings@earthlink.net]
is it not a bad sin (or at least a misdemeanor) to attempt to tempt and/or entice a married woman thusly? (I'll consult the Pope's lawyers)
as an animal Lover, I find it especially impossible to restrain my animal instincts, and so, I humbly submit my human being for consideration.
please do not disqualify me on account of not being a kangaroo (or I will scream discrimination!!! and sue you for all you're worth)
regarding my other qualifications – I am really into “green stuff” ($) as are so many members of my species,
and I hop and pray for peace and goodwill among men, especially at this most holy time of year.
I also seriously inquire daily,
and I do seriously hop you will have a Merry Christmas & a Hoppy New Year!!!
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